Republican Fiscal Logic or How to Explain Gobblygook Economics

while watching Hannity on Fox News Network featuring an interview with Karl Rove on "his" version of economics.

Rove did his level best to twist, distort and to use as much double talk as I have heard in quite some time to finally explain the Stimulus Package that started when king Georgie Bush was in throned.

Lets give this explanation it's proper name Gobbly-gook Economics that is the advanced form of Trickle- down Economics that started with the Reagan years of control.

Having survived Reagan prior to his takeover of the Country and then having to endure the almost intolerable period until he was out of office was purely an exercise of extreme will.

Back to the 7.7% of the total 787 billion almost 1 trillion why isn't this working right now since it should be and ( Karl is hoping no one remembers this is a Bush creation) afterall the Republicans have prevented several of the major recipients from taking the money timely and then putting them into use immediately .... have I lost you yet???

So since the money is allocated but not disbursed and that it has to go according to the Republican changes that prevent it from being paid out for some time yet thus preventing any of it from actually being used for it's intended purposes so that the Republicans can continue to complain and say no but do absolutely nothing yet continue to complain.... Have I lost you yet?

Now back to Hannity interjecting to make sense of the senseless and then toss out Obama's plan?? (This is just name dropping and meant to incite fundies so they will act in goosestep lines and follow der leader Hannity) And he knows it was Bush's plan from last year and only revised slightly AFTER the election since Bush bailed on us and was basically a lame duck as his termed out and his reign was over.

The amount of damages he caused came to be known only after he left office and that the effects of his damages will continue to surface for some years to come.

Here is what needs to happen to fix the problem quickly:

1. Pay out the money faster;
2. Make the states take it and put into the local economy immediately;
3. Call the naysayers and hold a roundtable to make them back up their claims right now and then expose them when they fall flat;
4. Push the Bills like Health Reform, Economic Stimulus, Education Bills, etc NOW NOW NOW and stop trying kiss up to get the party of NO to make a move to support anything as they can't even agree who is in charge let alone agree among themselves but only come off looking like spoiled children who can't have their way.
5. Expose and investigate fully the Bush Administration and then Prosecute fully all involved Immediately. After conviction give them twice the "enhanced interrogation that any other prisoner received and let them rot the rest of their time away in windowless rooms.

By pushing for the investigation and bringing down all the clowns involved, as well as net up Canter, Ginrich, Cheney, Rove and the rest needing to focus onthe prosecutions and keep them off the news except to report how they are guilty and their attorneys will know they need to keep a low profile to survive a more serious conviction and sentencing.

Next get the real economists on the news channels since the Billo's, Hannitys and Beck will be expose and nailed for their biased broadcasting they can be also charged with criminal activity, trust me and this is another post, but they can be nailed if the Government really went after them.

Now that is a typical Fox explanation of economics and if you listen and can understand one while the other three are arguing amongst themselves you doing well.

There ya go a complete explanation ala Fox and the spin form the fair and balanced network.

One more thing, divest Murdock of his holding and split up the monoply so that the real fair and balanced news can be heard and get the biased fundies off the air so that reality and truth can finally be restored. Keep Keith and Rachel for at least trying to put out something closer to reality as opposed to Fixed News since Fixed News hasn't a clue to fair, let alone balanced unless you consider a scale lying sideways and one of the cups from the scale missing and the other so dented it holds virtually only the hot air from the commentators.

TFR